Im sad to reoprt that as of last evening Mr. G. Fowl is no more. It seems the deceased was involved in a bizarre de-feathering ritual before he met his demise. He is survived by 3 fellow-fowl in the neighbourhood.When asked about Mr. G. they all said he was a stand-up member of the local community, often campaigning for equal rights for guinea fowls on the farm. Rumours abound that this apparent 'de-feathering death' might have been the work of local chicken mobs who felt threatened by G.'s insistence that guinea fowl should have the same labour rights as chickens (right to prime nesting locations etc.)
May he rest in peace.
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